grasermc:


sliding into your dms like

( graserslaugh , element-of-hope <3)

grasermc:

sliding into your dms like

( graserslaugh , element-of-hope <3)

posted 9 hours ago with 46 notes
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tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(Source: josiephone)

posted 9 hours ago with 355,272 notes
via: gnarly · source: josiephone

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

posted 9 hours ago with 34,348 notes
via: guy · source: verticulars

07231994:

The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

posted 9 hours ago with 56,430 notes
via: searchbeauty · source: 07231994

snarkypsychic:

favorite psych moments: 6x07 "your life has been so starved of honesty, that the second you feel it creeping around the corner, you are out the nearest door."

posted 9 hours ago with 749 notes
via: youknowyouareafanofpsych · source: snarkypsychic
hellacious-earth:

Vintage // Nature
posted 9 hours ago with 274,693 notes
via: hopeles-s-love · source: hotlikesauce

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

posted 9 hours ago with 36,432 notes
via: baglebites · source: cumslayer

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

Owls don’t exist 

Anyone who believes in owls is a communist. 

I said it on the internet so now it has to be true.

BOOM. This is how politics get done. 

posted 9 hours ago with 573 notes
via: teamfreekickass · source: teamfreekickass

I want to _____ you.

eat-thin-wheat-thins:

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

What about me?

pimps-of-prom:

truly an icon to us all.

posted 9 hours ago with 9,754 notes
via: smosh · source: pimps-of-prom

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

image

(Source: flowerbombed)

posted 9 hours ago with 164,871 notes
via: eat-thin-wheat-thins · source: flowerbombed

(Source: communistbakery)

posted 9 hours ago with 109,875 notes
via: swallowing-euphoria · source: communistbakery

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

posted 9 hours ago with 122,212 notes
via: pizza · source: nyooms

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix)

posted 9 hours ago with 117,688 notes
via: parkingstrange · source: netlfix

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

posted 9 hours ago with 34,550 notes
via: enbied · source: dutchster