© meliapond

(Source: mybunnny)

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

posted 22 minutes ago with 248,201 notes
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andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

posted 22 minutes ago with 40,695 notes
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tiltheendofthe-line:

I feel like Tony is going to reprogram Bucky’s arm at some point 

"Stop hitting yourself."

(Source: thewiener-soldier)

posted 22 minutes ago with 4,822 notes
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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows)

posted 22 minutes ago with 161,937 notes
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"hiring entry level positions"

sabotabby:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

This post is out of date. It’s now an unpaid internship.

posted 22 minutes ago with 10,211 notes
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(Source: secxually)

posted 22 minutes ago with 294,002 notes
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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

posted 22 minutes ago with 430,359 notes
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plasticodoband:

99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him

i’M TOO AFRAID TO PLAY i ACTUALLY HAVE STUFF TO DO THIS WEEKEND

plasticodoband:

99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him

i’M TOO AFRAID TO PLAY i ACTUALLY HAVE STUFF TO DO THIS WEEKEND

posted 23 minutes ago with 129,505 notes
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lostconner:

Jim
He was born in stars,he belong to space

lostconner:

Jim

He was born in stars,he belong to space

posted 23 minutes ago with 285 notes
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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats)

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

image

When the way they say the line is completely wrong

image

and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

posted 23 minutes ago with 371,575 notes
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make me choose

baebradunkelmanteam nice dynamite or xray and vav

↳  We’re kind of a package deal.

(Source: dan-gruchy)

posted 24 minutes ago with 2,086 notes
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weepingangelofjotunheim:

wholockian12:

#that moment when you’re kissing your daughter who is actually your wife who is the daughter of someone who played you 

#as apposed to kissing your wife, who killed you, but didn’t, who is named after herself and is the daughter of both your best friends who you also kissed
#never apply logic to Who
posted 24 minutes ago with 83,587 notes
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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

posted 24 minutes ago with 344,474 notes
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