bippity boppity boo, i’d rather be playing team fortress 2
"Why would you want to call yourself bisexual? That word has such negative connotations."
Yes, of course it does. Those are called stereotypes. That’s what stereotypes do.
"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.
Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.
my favorite line of all time
the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it
*rolls eyes into oblivion*
And DONT erase ally either!
no just erase the ally
erase all the ally
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against
so just erase the ally
Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
and that is just plain silly.
Don’t forget allies but don’t include them in the acronym
C O N F I R M E D
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
there are people who will probably do this now
if youre dumb enough to eat a pinecone because tumblr said so, im thinking you deserve to
yes but a black hermione who thought she left racism behind in the muggle world but whoops wizards are racist too but they dont care about ur skin it’s just ur fuckin blood and she becomes 500% more angry feminist
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked