justclaraoswald:

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

(Source: flokism-archive)

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thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

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2treehill:

how do u write an essay w/o crying

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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actionables:

How I classify my internet friends:

  1. same timezones - cool, timezone buddies
  2. 1-2 hours difference - so close yet so far away
  3. anything else - FUCK WHERE YOU LIVE???? WE WILL NEVER MEET I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HUG YOU OR PLAYFULLY KICK YOU IN THE SHIN OR CALL YOU A LOSER TO YOUR FACE
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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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phantasyzed:

glow x dark
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installation00:

markiplier is like that uncle who’s like “YOU MADE THIS THING YOU TRIED YOU MADE EFFORT AND THAT IS ENOUGH I AM SO PROUD OF YOU I WILL PUT THIS THING ON THE WALL OF FAME” even when your friends and family are like “this thing is rubbish”

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gonenannurs:

ITS TIME FOR THE MARKIPLIER SHOW*star parade song from ren and stimpy starts playing*

gonenannurs:

ITS TIME FOR THE MARKIPLIER SHOW
*star parade song from ren and stimpy starts playing*

posted 1 hour ago with 65 notes
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askbattabattaask:

BATTER: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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