hearing teachers swear keeps me young
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs
I feel like Tony is going to reprogram Bucky’s arm at some point
"Stop hitting yourself."
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
And no benefits, part time only
This post is out of date. It’s now an unpaid internship.
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
no thank you
GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT
god is dead and we fucking killed him
i’M TOO AFRAID TO PLAY i ACTUALLY HAVE STUFF TO DO THIS WEEKEND
He was born in stars,he belong to space
I can 300% relate to this
THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot
baebradunkelman: team nice dynamite
or xray and vav
↳ ❝ We’re kind of a package deal. ❞